Why subscribe?

If you're thinking of backing outta here before signing up...it's cool! Subscribing to a newsletter is kind of like getting bangs. Except if you don't like the newsletter, you can always unsubscribe. You can't do that with bangs. They will haunt you for MONTHS. Especially baby bangs. Those pictures will haunt you....
*whispers* forever *unwhisper*

Basically, I hope the content of my newsletter will put a smile on your face, unlike 99% of other emails. Every other week I’ll send you some essay-type writing vomit stuff, then I’ll list some fun links that encompass everything from board games to scientific articles on dinosaur buttholes, and then of course I’ll plug my own stuff! And THEN…I’m not giving you more details! Because I dunno what this might morph into!

Sigh. Just hit the button please. 
oxox
Felicia